A song about a “bout with gout”. Dwight tells a story and sings a song he wrote about his recent camping trip to Moab where he came down with gout.
Toe Pain Blues Lyrics
Gonna tell you a story of sufferin’
Gonna sing you the blues
I may not look like a man in pain
But if you could walk a mile in my shoes
No I haven’t lost my job, my house or my car
My woman didn’t leave me with a broken heart
Those people have no idea what true pain is about
You just don’t know how it feels to be a man with gout
We hiked all day
Something just wasn’t right
And then in the tent where I lay
Couldn’t sleep through the night
I said, Kristy there’s something I’ve been keeping back
Something swelling and throbbing down in my sleeping sack
She opened her eyes in fear until I told her the cold plain truth
Then she understood that I got some serious toe pain blues
The slightest movement was pure pain galore
Then she said I’ve never driven a truck or on a 4-wheel road before
She packed the tent and loaded up the gear
And off we went with my foot suspended in the air
If you want to camp out — you just can’t get gout — toe pain
Don’t forget this fact — I have to drive you back — toe pain
she don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie — toe pain
Now I’ve tried cherry juice
Poured myself a nightly glass
It don’t cure the toe pain blues
It just gives me wicked gas
Vitamin C, alfalfa, calcium — I’ve tried them all
Now I can’t eat meat, now I can’t drink alcohol
And being sober — just don’t seem to help the main issue
‘Cuz there’s just no gettin’ over — these toe pain blues
Great Song, Bro. … Great Song, Bro. I’m looking for a song close to this for my cousin who’s having the roots of the nailbed on one of his big toes killed soon. I need to tease him a bit. I’m definately goona tweet this song though.
Hilarious! Man gout … Hilarious! Man gout sucks eh? Here’s a cheap, simple, quick cure: Apple cider vinegar taken orally (I don’t recommend soaking your ‘gout infested’ toe in it though…I did, and man that smarts!
Thank you from a … Thank you from a fellow sufferer. There is so much truth in this song – only a sufferer could have written this. I hate gout. I love the blues! I will have to play this again if I get another attack – it will lift my spirit. Oh but how am I ever going to listen to Cocain ever again!
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You can tell your …
You can tell your sister that I don’t believe in writer’s block anymore either lol
As a guitar player …
As a guitar player and gout sufferer I applaud you my brother! I will sen you my response video soon!
Great song, Now get …
Great song, Now get yourself a big glass of cherry juice for that gout.
by far the coolest …
by far the coolest song I heard in a long time …the performance was great , the audio is way too boomy …anyways still a 5*****
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I liked your song …
I liked your song very much. Your in the grove…. All the best and I hope the toe gets better.
. . . I feel your …
. . . I feel your pain brother . . . I’m going to link my sites to you . . . excellent guitar! It hits the spot!
Great Song, Bro. …
Great Song, Bro. I’m looking for a song close to this for my cousin who’s having the roots of the nailbed on one of his big toes killed soon. I need to tease him a bit. I’m definately goona tweet this song though.
This so awesome!!!! …
This so awesome!!!!!!!!!
As a gout-afflicted …
As a gout-afflicted dobro player, I dig it.
Nice!!!
Nice!!!
Organic Apple Cider …
Organic Apple Cider Vinegar is the best cure for gout.
this is for my …
this is for my niigga tanjim with serious gout
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hahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha an asian playing blues ASIAN r u serious an ASIAN. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
my toe hurts so bad …
my toe hurts so bad right now …. im sooo feeling this song… =[
Oh boy, you are …
Oh boy, you are great!!
Yeah he’s got it …
Yeah he’s got it under control. But he laughed really hard.
is your dads Gout …
is your dads Gout in check?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! …
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thats awesome!!! My dad has gout and loves blues music so I had to show him right away lol.
I like your song. …
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Hilarious! Man gout …
Hilarious! Man gout sucks eh? Here’s a cheap, simple, quick cure: Apple cider vinegar taken orally (I don’t recommend soaking your ‘gout infested’ toe in it though…I did, and man that smarts!
Thank you from a …
Thank you from a fellow sufferer. There is so much truth in this song – only a sufferer could have written this. I hate gout. I love the blues! I will have to play this again if I get another attack – it will lift my spirit. Oh but how am I ever going to listen to Cocain ever again!
great!!!
great!!!